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Caffiends Asylum
We're just that sick
Rodney McKay
Stories
Slither by Tzigane and Zaganthi Rated: NC-17 [Reviews - 0]
Summary: "Does Lorne look a little peaky to you?" John glanced over at Rodney and tilted his head a little.

Rodney's pace was a familiar trudging one at his side, while they walked through the grass, his hand resting on his P-90. "How do you define peaky? I mean, if you're asking if I think he's been hitting the peroxide again, my answer is yes."
Categories: SGA Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay, Various
Genres: None Warnings: None
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Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 7337
Published: 20/02/10 Updated: 20/02/10


Summary: But I am a blasted tree; the bolt has entered my soul; and I felt then that I should survive to exhibit what I shall soon cease to be-- a miserable spectacle of wrecked humanity, pitiable to others and intolerable to myself. -- Frankenstein, or the Modern Prometheus by Mary Wollstonecraft (Godwin) Shelley
Categories: SGA Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: Alternate Universe, Future Fic Warnings: None
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Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 3198
Published: 20/02/10 Updated: 20/02/10


Summary: He wasn't ever alone anymore.

Except that he *was*, and there was no one to go 'McKay, shut up and take a deep breath', except he could *hear* it as clear as a fucking bell in his god-damned head, but he didn't tell anyone that.
Categories: CSI: Vegas, SGA Characters: Greg Sanders, John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: Alternate Universe, Crossover, Drama, Established relationship, First Time Warnings: None
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Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 46992
Published: 20/02/10 Updated: 20/02/10


Wraithling Tales by Perryvic Rated: PG-13 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 10]
Summary: FeatureListen well young Wraithling, for when you wake grown from the Long Sleep and breathe your first taste of sky, and feel the Hunger burn in your fingers you would do well to use more of your mind than the Instinct.
Categories: SGA Characters: Aiden Ford, Carson Beckett, John Sheppard, Rodney McKay, Rodney McKay/John Sheppard, Ronon Dex, Teyla Emmagen
Genres: Alternate Universe, Darkfic, Drama, Episode-Related Warnings: None
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Completed: Yes Word count: 21421
Published: 04/02/07 Updated: 14/02/10


Summary: Of course, it all started with a disagreement with Rodney.
Categories: SGA Characters: Radek Zelenka, Rodney McKay, Various
Genres: Episode-Related, Humour, Random Silliness Warnings: None
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 8502
Published: 04/08/09 Updated: 04/08/09


Summary: They called them the Wraith, ghosts that walked and brought death on their hands, and no country objected when their brightest and best children were demanded in order to prepare to fight the alien menace.
Categories: SGA Characters: Acastus Kolya, Carson Beckett, John Sheppard, Radek Zelenka, Rodney McKay, Ronon Dex, Teyla Emmagen, Various
Genres: Alternate Universe Warnings: Violence
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Series: None
Chapters: 14 Completed: Yes Word count: 108236
Published: 18/07/09 Updated: 18/07/09


Summary: Feature"We're twins. Identical, but, I don't think she... she's been feeding him while I was at college. Our mother keeps him in the basement. She kept me there with him until I was seven or eight, I..."
Categories: SGA Characters: Carson Beckett, Grant Jansky, Rodney McKay, Rodney McKay/Other
Genres: Alternate Universe, Crossover, Dark Humor, Darkfic, Hurt Comfort, WTF/No idea Warnings: Cuddles, Incest, NonCon, Violence
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Series: None
Chapters: 3 Completed: Yes Word count: 92432
Published: 13/02/09 Updated: 15/02/09


Seed by Perryvic and Zaganthi Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 7]
Summary: He was gonna lose it some day, there would be something he just couldn't do and he'd lose it. And his whole team would be killed or put in stasis forever. He had limits and the problem was he wasn't sure he knew exactly where they were.
Categories: SGA Characters: Carson Beckett, Carson Beckett/John Sheppard/Rodney McKay, John Sheppard, Rodney McKay, Rodney McKay/Other, Ronon Dex, Teyla Emmagen, Various
Genres: Alternate Universe, Dark Humor, Darkfic, Drama, Hurt Comfort Warnings: NonCon, Violence
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Completed: Yes Word count: 102387
Published: 21/01/09 Updated: 21/01/09


SGA: Harlequin by Tzigane Rated: G starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 20]
Summary: After previously getting a bug in my ear to do CSI: Harlequin, I thought it might be fun if we did a few for Stargate Atlantis, as well. The result came together with this, a collaboration of work on the part of Kat Reitz, tzigane, Perryvic, Jason Langlois, and gblvr. We hope you're entertained.
Categories: SGA Characters: Rodney McKay, Ronon Dex, Various
Genres: Alternate Universe, Cliche, Humour, PWP, Random Silliness, Romance Warnings: None
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1
Published: 23/07/07 Updated: 23/07/07


Summary: That was why he was protecting the two freemen contractors. They were important to the program, he'd been told. And they were probably so boring that normal people would cut their wrists if they were stuck in a conversation with them.
Categories: SGA Characters: Acastus Kolya, Rodney McKay, Rodney McKay/Acastus Kolya, Rodney McKay/Carson Beckett, Rodney McKay/John Sheppard, Various
Genres: Alternate Universe, Dark Humor, Darkfic, Drama, Hurt Comfort Warnings: NonCon, Violence
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Completed: Yes Word count: 100867
Published: 17/07/07 Updated: 22/07/07


Lupercia by Tzigane and Zaganthi Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstar [Reviews - 6]
Summary: "I'm going to die from space AIDS or space syphilis because everyone in that village seemed to think it was Rodney Does Lupercia or whatever they hell they called their planet!"
Categories: SGA Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay, Ronon Dex, Teyla Emmagen
Genres: Alternate Universe, Dark Humor, PWP Warnings: NonCon
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 4427
Published: 18/07/07 Updated: 18/07/07


Static by Tzigane and Zaganthi Rated: PG-13 starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 16]
Summary: The annoying, scratchy beep of the radio in John Sheppard's ear was almost ignorable.

Almost.
Categories: SGA Characters: Rodney McKay
Genres: Darkfic Warnings: None
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1708
Published: 09/11/06 Updated: 09/11/06


Summary: Because everybody has to have at least one Aliens-Made-Them-Do-It fic. And really. Who can resist tentacles?
Categories: SGA Characters: Rodney McKay, Rodney McKay/John Sheppard
Genres: Humour, PWP, Random Silliness Warnings: None
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Completed: Yes Word count: 4432
Published: 23/07/06 Updated: 07/11/06


Summary: He knew what had happened at Area 51, what had happened under the Mountain, what had happened in Siberia, and what had happened in Antarctica. He had made it his business to know.
Categories: SGA Characters: Steven Caldwell/Rodney McKay, Rodney McKay
Genres: Episode-Related Warnings: None
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 7668
Published: 23/06/06 Updated: 23/06/06