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Caffiends Asylum
We're just that sick
The Caffiends Asylum is home to a plethora of Fanfiction written by myself, Tzigane, Whizzy, and Perryvic. We've fiddled in a lot of fandoms, and it's all about the fun for us.

I'm still in the process of putting the page together, and so for a few months expect spotty additions of older stories to the system. Some older stories have been dropped entirely. Also the warning of 'We're Sick People' means that I haven't re-read it recently to remind myself what the exact warnings were, so consider it a blanket warning for the older stories. Also, the font size on this page is rescale-able through your own browser.

Main Categories
SGA [38]
CSI: Vegas [30]
Smallville [34]
Eroica [15]
Eddings [1] David Eddings fic
X-men [0]
Wufei is WHAT!? Productions [5] a.k.a. Yoiko and tzigane are probably being crazy again. Regardless of the fact that they're generally placed under "Tzigane" as author, these are co-written pieces. tzigane is a lunatic who couldn't get things working the way she wanted and just did it the way it would work instead.
Miscellaneous [6] Random fandoms, random pairings, one-shots
Abandoned stories [24] Raw, abandoned stories that were fun but somehow we lost track of. This section will be updated as we sift through shit on our hard-drives.



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A Note For Newer Readers
by Tzigane on 22/06/07 - 02:04 am

Just to clear up any sort of confusion...

caffiends.net really isn't the sort of place for readers who need warnings and aren't prepared for random rape and mutilation and, well, let's just say there's a reason one of the warnings says We're Sick People. To rephrase an old fic warning:

Warnings: In this work of fiction, there may be any, none or all of the following:

Laughter, tears, smut, lime, lemon, kisses, fondling, ice cream, torture, rape, mush, cursing, cross-dressing, criminalists, calculators, thievery, mad heroics, Cold War stuffs, aliens, espionage, oyster stew, homosexual and/or heterosexual sex and/or relationships, big-nosed scientists, smart-assed scientists, masturbation, mutual masturbation, joy, nuzzling, happiness, orgasms, Alphabets, cuteness, adult abuse, abuse-abuse, and pretty much pain, suffering, thigh holsters, and torture of all varieties. Oh. And the occasional death. If none of this is your cup of tea, maybe you should avoid it.

Just so you're prepared ~_^


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We are the home of 8 authors from among our 9 members. There have been 26534 reviews written about our 217 stories consisting of 444 chapters and 7364999 words. A special welcome to our newest member, tzigane and Yoiko.


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