by Tzigane on 22/06/07 - 02:04 am

Just to clear up any sort of confusion...

caffiends.net really isn't the sort of place for readers who need warnings and aren't prepared for random rape and mutilation and, well, let's just say there's a reason one of the warnings says We're Sick People. To rephrase an old fic warning:

Warnings: In this work of fiction, there may be any, none or all of the following:

Laughter, tears, smut, lime, lemon, kisses, fondling, ice cream, torture, rape, mush, cursing, cross-dressing, criminalists, calculators, thievery, mad heroics, Cold War stuffs, aliens, espionage, oyster stew, homosexual and/or heterosexual sex and/or relationships, big-nosed scientists, smart-assed scientists, masturbation, mutual masturbation, joy, nuzzling, happiness, orgasms, Alphabets, cuteness, adult abuse, abuse-abuse, and pretty much pain, suffering, thigh holsters, and torture of all varieties. Oh. And the occasional death. If none of this is your cup of tea, maybe you should avoid it.

Just so you're prepared ~_^